Grr!! My dastardly plot

My Mom just totally rearranged my drawers- and now I can't find the stuff I had in my spare drawer. Which was all my treasure. Which sucks, because she might actually have broken something. Honestly.
I've decided that to prevent further invasions of my room and privacy (That would make a good beginning of a declaration...), I am going to booby-trap my room.
Yes, I am serious. Hey, if the kid in Home Alone could do it, so can I. xD
I'm thinking a catapult that is triggered by opening the door and flings balloons filled with toothpaste or apple juice at the intruder. I'd have to test it, but I'm sure it can be done. Maybe I'll ask Wesc.
So, obviously, I'll need balloons. Easy enough. I'll say it's for a school project (by the time I'm ready to use the balloons, school will have started). And toothpaste. I can say it's for an art project, or I could steal some OJ from the fridge. As for the catapult, I'll need a lever and a base. (this much I know- it involves experience with boredom, erasers, rulers, and pencils.) Actually, speaking of the eraser thing- that might come in handy.
So I put a pencil down on the desk. Then, I put a ruler across it perpendicularly (is that the right word?) and put the eraser on one side. When I tapped the other side of the ruler, the eraser was flung into the air. I just need to find out how to make it go forward and up instead of just up.
It'd have to be more of a fling, which means... Hey, maybe I'll check out how the trojans did it.
And a few more modern sites. Ta-tah.
Sincerely,
Soapey, the dastardly plotter

Wow. Those last posts were depressing.

Well, I haven't heard from David yet. Maybe that means he's thinking about it, which is good. Or that he blocked me, which is not good. Do they tell you if someone blocks you?
Mmm, I smell peanut butter cookies, which I made but mom put in the oven.
I'm chatting with my cousin, so I'm gonna cut this short. Just thought I'd let you know I'm not going emo or anything. ;)

Well, I did it.

I sent the email. I have never been more scared of the "send" button.
I hope he reads it. I hope he gives me one last chance.
Gawd, why do I mess my life up so much? Why?
Is my subconcious a masochist or something?

"I dunno what to do"

I have absolutely no idea either.
Should I email him and tell him I'm sorry?
Of course, you don't know who I'm talking about. Sheesh. Should I wait until the school year begins? Gawd, that song.
Now I have to choose,
I dunno what to do
He loves me
He loves
He loves me not
Jeeeez.
I'm talking about my ex-maybe-friend David. I was going to apologize during the summer, but it's already august and...I don't know how to. See, me and my other friend Vicky were always making fun of him and one day during exam week we were doing the whole "battle of insults" thing and he whacked me on the head several times with his pencil case, after which I slapped him- hard.
My vison kind of spun for a few seconds after he whacked me with his pencil case that time.
I know now that that's when I should have apologized- but it's too late.
Just like how I know I should have cut off Melodia 7 months ago.
It's stupid how we only figure out stuff like this after it's happened.
Should I email him? Now?
I'm scared.
But I will. Seeya.

MASH

You remember that game, right? Well, my genius cousin just found an online version. :)
http://www.espin.com/mash-game.php It's there. I did it twice:
My Future (v1) I will marry my ex-possibly-friend David and settle down in a shack in montreal with 514225500 children (for some reason I thought they were talking about phone numbers...xDD) and we will drive a blue ferrari. I will be a detective.

My future (v2): I will marry a Stranger and settle down in an apartment somewhere in the country (doesn't make sense, that) and have six kids. I'll have a purple smartcar and I will be a teacher/psychologist.

So...Yeah. Well, it was a stranger or the batman in v2. I was doing it for laughs.
Although Batman is kind of majorly hot.

Ugh.

I wish my cousin would get online already. *headdesk*
Oh, by the way, I'm going to be on vacation from the 8th to the 22nd, so posts might be limited, seeing as my parents don't know about he blog and Grandpa's computer is kind of... It's a dial-up computer that's like, thirty years old. Okay, maybe not thirty, but the point is, it's SLOWWWW.
Which, to an impatient person like me, is unbearable.
Anyhow, I'mma go edit my blog some more. Add some MSN Icons.

S'me again.

I don't really have a subject this time, I'm just seriously, mind-bogglingly bored. So, yeah. That means I'll probably talk about something weird or random. Or both.
I inspired my cousin to make a blog. I just finished reading it- she's got more posts than me already, which makes me giggle. She's at http://psycho-blatherings.blogspot.com/. I hope that works as a link, because I have no idea how to code it in. Pathetic? Maybe. I never learnt, mostly because I'm an eC nerd and we use eecode there.
I think her layout is wicked awesome and a lot better than mine, but you gotta take into account that I don't have Gimp like she does. -fail-
Oh well. I kind of like only having my "bite me" muffin as a picture.
Why would you want to know what I look like? What would be the point of posting a picture of myself? You're here for my thoughts, remember? the title of the blog isn't "Soapeys awesomely hot pics that she wants you to see", is it?
So that option is crap. And, currently, I'm not obsessed with anything except Ouran, and all my pics are on the other computer, so...
Well, I'm going to go to YouTube to waste more time before I drag myself to the gym or go back to sleep. Bye.