Stupidities- Cookie monster to Veggie Monster

I think that making the cookie monster eat veggies is stupid.
Why?
Point one: His name is the cookie monster.
Point two: Is a veggie a cookie? I think not.
Point three: The reason they're doing this is because kids are refusing to eat healthily, apparently because of the Cookie Monster. What the heck?! That's stupid. Really stupid. I mean, you'd think that the kids' parents would have more control over them than a blue, fuzzy, cookie-eating puppet. Right? Right.
Point four: Sesame street has been on for around thirty years. Kids only start being bad eaters now, after years of Cookie Monster exposure? Suuuuure.
Point five: So they're going to break thirty years of loving, cookie-centered tradition over a few uncontrollable, obese little tyrants, are they? Can't say I approve.
In conclusion: The real reason that our beloved cookie monster is now chompimg carrots is because some idiotic parents can't control their little tykes. That's stupid.
Next thing you know, Caillou's gonna be accused of influenceing children to shave their heads bald. Or teletubbies will be accused of causing multiple cases of Vaccuum-phobia amongst children.
Not that I care much about those shows, but still. RIDICULOUS.